Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulting in linoleum blownapart.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
These are great! My favorites are the short fortune teller and he broke into song...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I've never stumbled across your blog before now...you have some good writing on here Rachel!
ReplyDeleteAs for this fun post...wow. The last four especially made me laugh. :_)